Monday, May 28, 2018

On Becoming a Hermitess

While I do not regret becoming a hermitess, I believe there several problems associated with this decision:

1.  When there are no more cookies, you have only yourself to blame.

2.  Weekend games of three-legged racing and tag can be awkward.

3.  If you go missing, no one can describe what you were last seen wearing.

4.  Planning to spend a quiet Friday night square dancing will lead to a very unsatisfactory execution of: "Swing yore partner!"

5. "Who gets the Wishbone" and "Thumb Wrestling" are no longer competitive sports.

6.  That tick will have to stay there.

I love my life anyway!